Wednesday, May 14, 2008

Third Opinion

Three Doctors are discussing which types of patients they prefer. Doctor Watson says, ''I prefer librarians. All their organs are alphabetized.''

Doctor Fitzpatrick says, ''I prefer mathematicians. All their organs are numbered.''

Doctor Ahn says, ''I prefer lawyers. They are gutless, heartless, brainless, spineless, and their heads and rear ends are interchangeable.''

2 comments:

Finally Woken said...

Welcome back. Glad you're not drowned... yet... :) Hang on for a month and it's time to enjoy your first trip!

Sandy C. said...

ROFL!!!! Oh geez, that is hilarious. I know of one that fits this description so well ;)