Morning Ritual: Man vs Woman

What's missing: drying hair... it will take more or less 30 minutes :)

It hurts

There is famous Indonesian dangdut song with lyric "better got teeth ache than broken heart"..

I'm totally disagree with that statement!

This damn wisdom teeth want to see the world and they're pushing the gum, damn it hurts!

Apologize if I swear a lot, but it hurts. It hurts when I swallow, it hurts when I eat, it hurts when I drink and it even hurts when I do nothing :((

Just did x-ray this morning and waiting for dentist diagnose, but she said definitely must do small surgery for my lower wisdom teeth, arrghhh....

Psst.. I'll tell you a secret...

I have never had surgery, and I am scared of the surgery :). Please keep this to your self ok! ;)

Do you believe in Karma?

What goes around, comes around.
What goes up, must comes down.

What do you say?

Engrish Funny

Opportunity to "grow"

Child beer anyone?

Where should we put this sign?
Rejuvenation Facial:
Indonesian way in saying Thank you:

You can find other picture here in Engrish Funny

Today is.....

My birthday... yaaayyy... hip hip hooraayyyy....

Thank you Sam for the delicious birthday cake, I know he's been arranging it for the past month, isn't he great? :)

Guess How Old I am

A woman decides to have a face lift for her 50th birthday.
She spends $15,000 and feels pretty good about the results.
On her way home, she stops at a newsstand to buy a newspaper. Before leaving, she says to the clerk, 'I hope you don't mind my asking, but how old do you think I am?'

'About 32,' is the reply.'
'Nope! I'm exactly 50,' the woman says happily.

A little while later she goes into McDonald's and asks the counter girl the very same question.
The girl replies, 'I'd guess about 29.'
The woman replies with a big smile, 'Nope, I'm 50.'

Now she's feeling really good about herself. She stops in a drug store on her way down the street. She goes up to the counter to get some mints and asks the clerk this burning question.
The clerk responds, 'Oh, I'd say 30.'
Again she proudly responds, 'I'm 50, but thank you!'

While waiting for the bus to go home, she asks an old man waiting next to her the same question.
He replies, 'Lady, I'm 78 and my eyesight is going. Although, when I was young there was a sure-fire way to tell how old a woman was. It sounds very forward, but it requires you to let me put my hands under your bra.
Then, and only then can I tell you EXACTLY how old you are.'

They wait in silence on the empty street until her curiosity gets the best of her. She finally blurts out, 'What the hell, go ahead.'

He slips both of his hands under her blouse and begins to feel around very slowly and carefully. He bounces and weighs each breast and he gently pinches each nipple. He pushes her breasts together and rubs them against each other.

After a couple of minutes of this, she says, 'Okay, okay....How old am I?'

He completes one last squeeze of her breasts, removes his hands, and says, 'Madam, you are 50.'

Stunned and amazed , the woman says, 'That was incredible, how could you
tell?'

The old man says, 'Promise you won't get mad?'

'I promise I won't' she says.

'I was behind you at McDonalds.'

Meet and Greet

I really like term of land coffee, thanks to Rima who came up with this term to explain about meet up with new people or famous Indonesian term is kopi darat :)

This time kopi darat with Parvita @ EP, great place to meet up with friends and good Indian food. Our conversations flow with topic of blog, bloggers, crazy bloggers who like to write nasty and insulting comments on one's blogger to mutual friends of Parvita & Anita.

I really admire Parvita's fit body and her toned upper arms, I always want to have that kind of arm but I don't have enough discipline to go to the gym or in other word I'm too lazy to exercise (Sam must be very happy that I admitted my laziness :)) and work in on it, what I do just eat and eat but no exercise so this is what I got :)

Anyhow, the kopi darat went well too bad Parvita has to go home earlier cos she's not feeling well and not long after, her spot was filled with Stuart McKay, Neil McKay, Lens (EP's manager) and bunch of our friends.

I think now is the trend to turn virtual friend into real friend, I do like that idea.

But we have remaining un-answer question last night... do male bloggers meet each other like us?

Charlie bit my finger - again !

This video is funny, made me smile on this cloudy day...

And that Brit accent sounds sexy :)

Land Coffee

I'm addicted to this new kind of coffee, land coffee means kopi darat in Indonesian meaning meet up with new people.

I've met Elyani and Therry before and last Sunday I have the opportunity to meet up with Elyani for the second time and Toni.

From left to right: Elyani, Toni, Me, Anita

Funny how we act like old friends with all the giggling and the non stop chit chats, I guess friends just like lovers, chemistry plays important role here.

Thanks to Toni I got these beautiful photos of my self, yeah yeah I know that sounds so narcissist but you will agree with me after seeing below photos:


And thanks to Toni, now I know my best angle for photo :))

Next agenda is to meet up with Parvita tomorrow night at EP.

Anyone fancy to join us?

I miss.......

I miss the blue sky

I miss the fresh air

I miss the neatness

I miss the cold

Picture taken in Canberra, Australia

Picture taken at Yarra Valley, Melbourne, Australia

Why Jakarta is soo damn hot lately?

Why Jakarta air is so polluted?

I just realize that the sky can be so blue and beautiful when I was in Australia. Every morning, what I see is grey sky here in Jakarta :(