What is marketing?

1. You see a gorgeous girl at a party.

You go up to her and say:

"I am very rich. Marry me!"

- That's Direct Marketing -



2. You're at a party with a bunch of friends and see a gorgeous girl.

One of your friends goes up to her and pointing at you says:

"He's very rich. Marry him!"

- That's Advertising -



3. You see a gorgeous girl at a party.

You go up to her and get her telephone number.

The next day, you call and say:

"Hi, I'm very rich. Marry me!"

- That's Telemarketing -



4. You're at a party and see a gorgeous girl.

You get up and straighten your tie,

you walk up to her and pour her a drink,

you open the door (of the car) for her,

pick up her bag after she drops it,

offer her ride and then say:

"By the way, I'm rich. Will you Marry Me?"

- That's Public Relations -



5. You're at a party and see a gorgeous girl.

She walks up to you and says:

"You are very rich! Can you marry Me?"

- That's Brand Recognition -



6. You see a gorgeous girl at a party.

You go up to her and say:

"I am very rich. Marry me!"

She gives you a nice hard slap on your face.

- That's Customer Feedback -



7. You see a gorgeous girl at a party.

You go up to her and say:

"I am very rich. Marry me!"

And she introduces you to her husband.

- That's demand and supply gap -



8. You see a gorgeous girl at a party.

You go up to her and before you say anything,

another person come and tell her:

"I'm rich. Will you marry me?"

And she goes with him.

- That's competition entering into your market share -



9. You see a gorgeous girl at a party.

You go up to her and before you say:

"I'm rich, Marry me!"

your wife arrives.

- That's restriction for entering new markets -



10. You see a gorgeous girl at a party.

You go up to her and ask:

"What type of guy do you like?"

"Do you prefer rich guy or not?"

"What about a guy like me? Do you have any interest?"
- That's marketing research -